Send these hilarious weed puns to your stoner friends in a funny text message or a cheeky greeting in a birthday card. Chances are, they’ll think you’re dope!
50 Weed Puns
- I live the high life.
- Peace by the gram.
- You can’t spell healthcare without “THC.”
- The name’s Bong. James Bong.
- Yes we cannabis!
- Weed go well together.
- This should be a joint decision.
- You’re my best bud!
- Wanna smoke? Alpaca bowl.
- Legalize marinara.
- Now I know my CBDs.
- Stay high-drated.
- A friend with weed is a friend indeed.
- Don’t mind us, we’re just bong-ding.
- I don’t always roll a joint, but when I do, it’s my ankle.
- I always knew weed be best friends.
- Mariju-wanna go out to dinner tonight?
- Just doob it!
- Let’s make like a hippie and blow this joint!
- Watch me rip, now watch me nap nap.
- Hail Mary (Jane)
- You’re ganja have a good time.
- All aboard the pineapple express!
- Welcome to the dank side.
- When they go low, we get high.
- I juana grow old with you.
- I think you’re dope.
- Weed my lips.
- Just keep rollin’.
- I donut want to smoke without you.
- All I weed is you!
- It’s 420 somewhere.
- I’m so stoned over you.
- High miss you.
- Your love is my drug.
- Why are you being so high and mighty?
- Weed is my love language.
- I’m just a little high maintenance.
- I’m blunt because God rolled me that way.
- I’m on the seaweed diet. I see weed and I smoke it!
- You toke my breath away!
- If weed puns are a sin, I’ll see you all inhale.
- You’re unbe-weed-able!
- Would doobie my date tonight?
- Weed the people.
- Roses are red, violets are blue, weed is dope, and so are you!
- Let’s be blunt, you’re amazing!
- Two wrongs don’t make a right, but two lefts will take you to the dispensary by my house!
- Weed puns are dope!
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