So after you’re finished those mouthfuls of turkey and gravy and stuffing and dessert, here are 100 Thanksgiving Instagram captions you can use before the food coma sets in.
Punny Thanksgiving Instagram Captions
- #stuffed
- Hit me, gravy, one more time
- Is Butter(ball) a carb?
- Pies before guys
- If there’s leftover pie, you’re just not trying hard enough
- The best Thanksgiving outfit involves a pair of stretchy pants
- It’s all gravy from here
- When in doubt, stuff it
- Just here for the pie
- All about that baste
- Easy as pumpkin pie
- Grateful for elastic waistbands
- Always be my gravy
- I yam what I yam
- Casse-rollin’ with my homies
- Currently carbo-loading for Black Friday 17. Keep calm & gobble on
- Calories don’t count on Thanksgiving
- Clear eyes, full stomachs, can’t move
- Gobble ‘til you wobble
- No fowl play allowed
- Feast Mode
- Warning: Food coma ahead
- Pants, the enemy of Thanksgiving
- No sidedish left behind
- Ham it up today
- First we feast, then we nap
- I only have pies for you
- Here’s to full plates and fuller hearts
- You’re the gravy to my mashed potatoes
- Grateful and great/full
- Let’s get cranberry sauced
- Mashed potatoes are merely a vessel for gravy
- Leftovers are for quitters
- Talk turkey to me
- Pies before guys
- About to get cranberry sauced
- Gratitude is the best attitude
- Stuffed with stuffing
- Raise your gobble-let for a toast!
- Let the gourd times roll!
- Oh, my gourd! Just look at that feast
- Why didn’t the cook bother to season the Thanksgiving turkey? She didn’t have thyme.
- Keep calm and cranberry on
Cute Thanksgiving Instagram Captions
- Eat, drink, and wear stretchy pants.
- Happy Thanksgiving! May your heart be as full as my plate.
- #blessed
- Me: I’m so stuffed I can’t eat another bite. Also me: Oh, look, pie!
- Nap time. Zzzz…
- Feast your eyes on this
- Good vibes and pumpkin pies
- Thankful to have a family who takes eating as seriously as I do
- Happy Thanksgiving from our family to yours!
- I’m just here for the turkey
- Feeling thankful AF
- You can’t answer your family’s questions if your mouth is full…
- I’ve never met a turkey I didn’t like
- So much to be #thankful for!
- Love at first bite
- It’s all fun and games until your pants don’t fit anymore
- You miss 100% of the leftovers you don’t eat
- To-do: Eat, drink, nap, repeat
- Thanksgiving weather forecast: A bit breezy, with a 100% chance of overeating
- PSA: Carbs don’t count on Thanksgiving
- Might’ve overdone it a bit… #noregrets
- My diet starts Monday
- Challenge accepted
- Feeling especially thankful for stretchy pants today
- It’s turkey time! 70. Eat hard, nap harder
- Eat, drink and be thankful
- With my favorite cutie pies
- Already dreaming about Black Friday
- Just keep eating. Just keep eating.
- Is it too soon to be thinking about leftovers? Asking for a friend…
- We offered the turkey some dinner, but he was already stuffed
- Thanksgiving is all about carb loading to have the endurance for Black Friday
- Celebrating Thanksgiving with my favorite turkeys!
- Thankful for the human stomach’s capacity to expand
- I hope your turkey is moist, stuffing is fluffy, and that when you’re done, you’re nice and stuffy.
- Not eating again until next year
Thanksgiving Captions Inspired by TV Shows and Movies
- “I can’t cook a Thanksgiving dinner. All I can make is cold cereal and maybe toast.” —Charlie Brown, A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving
- “We should just be thankful for being together. I think that’s what they mean by Thanksgiving, Charlie Brown.” —Marcy, A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving
- “You can’t have Thanksgiving without turkey. That’s like Fourth of July without apple pie or Friday with no two pizzas.” —Joey, Friends
- “It wouldn’t be Thanksgiving without a little emotional scarring.” —Timothy, Friends
- “It’s not too much food. This is what we’ve been training for our whole lives. This is our destiny, this is our finest hour.” —Lorelai Gilmore, Gilmore Girls
- “Better Thanksgiving than never."—Dan Humphrey, Gossip Girl
- “These sweatpants are all that fits me right now."—Regina George, Mean Girls
- “My father was a stern man. He forbade us to participate in any activities that he thought were associated with the common man. The Thanksgiving Day Parade was first on the list.” —Mr. Pitt, Seinfeld
- “You’re gonna give someone a perfect Thanksgiving, you gotta cook a nice, moist turkey. And I did. Well, me and a little friend I like to call the aluminum foil tent.” —Will, Will & Grace
- “Here I am, 5 o’clock in the morning, stuffing bread crumbs up a dead bird’s butt.” —Roseanne, Roseanne 92. “Once, there was this day where everybody seemed to know they needed each other…This one day when they knew for certain they couldn’t do it alone.” —April, Pieces of April
- “Happy Thanksgiving … It’s your turn to say Happy Thanksgiving back.” —You’ve Got Mail
- “When a nice boy who adores you offers you pie, say ‘Thank you’.” —William, This Is Us
- “Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go baste the turkey and hide the kitchen knives.” —Mrs. Pascal, The House of Yes
- “I swear to you, this will be your most memorable Thanksgiving, the one that you’ll want the rest of your life. The one that you say ‘man, it was never as good as that night.’ So let this night be great.” —George Simmons, Funny People
- “Dear Lord, we realize that lately, everything’s been changing too damn fast. And all sorts of things are always the same, even if we hate it—like shoveling the turkey and stuffing the snow.” —Home For the Holidays
- “But we have to stay home. Thanksgiving’s not Thanksgiving without Frugal Hoosier canned corn, Safeway boxed stuffing, and CVS pumpkin pie.” —Sue Heck, The Middle
- “When you two are done using that turkey as a courtship device, can you put it in the oven?” —Kurt Hummel, Glee
- “Do you know what I dream about when I dream about Thanksgiving, which is often? I dream about eating so much deliciousness that all the blood rushes to my stomach and I pass out at the table. Please don’t deny me that.” — Seth Cohen, The O.C. Post written and compiled by Lesley Chen and Maryn Liles. See a list of stores open on Thanksgiving Day!
